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About Me Member Art Student Mel (Muffin)Female/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 8 Months
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NUUUUUUU!!!

Sat Dec 19, 2009, 7:29 AM
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug

*She gave him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.


Ben... *sniff* i would to this for you! *crazy stalker mode for Ben*

  • Mood: Tearful
  • Listening to: Random stuff
  • Reading: Freaky green eyes (I have them eyes!)
  • Watching: my hair wiggle
  • Playing: I dont have any good games i feel like playing :(
  • Eating: A Rocky
  • Drinking: Tea

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me looking... weird...with my new hair

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: You dont need to know that! Pfft
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Women size 8/10
  • Print preference: ?....Im new (always my excuse)
  • Interests: Computer, KH! dA!!
  • Favourite movie: FINAL DESTINATION 3!!!! OMG SO GOOD!
  • Favourite band or musician: Greenday
  • Favourite genre of music: punk
  • Favourite artist: ....?
  • Favourite poet or writer: dont know stuck between atmo
  • Favourite photographer: ? Photos? Oh my Brother :D X3
  • Favourite style of art: Manga
  • Operating System: Windows ....no idea just not vista
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod!
  • Shell of choice: ?....Im new (always my excuse)
  • Wallpaper of choice: Black swirly
  • Skin of choice: ?....Im new (always my excuse)
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox
  • Favourite cartoon character: Axel!
  • Personal Quote: Aaah fuck the earth im comfortable! WHOS THE MONKEY? THE MONKEYS HIS UNCLE? NO SCAR IS!
  • Tools of the Trade: ....I dont have any :'(

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Wishlist

I wish i had a guitar...

and i knew how to play it...


I wish someone would do something for my birthday *hint hint*

Comments


:iconchimocho:
Thanks for the watch! ^_^
xxxSammixxx

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xxx Proud member of Parlé Productions xxx
:iconawsmemuffin:
you're welcome ^^

YOU ROCK!!

:meow:

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"Sì sto chiedendo una puttana per favore?"

"Kinky, dea del sesso timido, in anticipo, o semplicemente una puttana normale?"

"Posso avere tutti loro si prega .. im looking a scopare tutti!"

^^ DO NOT USE GOOGLE AND TRANSLATE INTO ITALIAN! XD *hint hint*
:iconawsmemuffin:
... do NOT look at my siggi... and do NOT translate if you want to know... my italian friend told me she caught her brother saying this... *shiver* he was on the phone to a whore house...

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"Sì sto chiedendo una puttana per favore?"

"Kinky, dea del sesso timido, in anticipo, o semplicemente una puttana normale?"

"Posso avere tutti loro si prega .. im looking a scopare tutti!"

^^ DO NOT USE GOOGLE AND TRANSLATE INTO ITALIAN! XD *hint hint*
:icongamingal:
thanks for the fave :3

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If at first you don't succeed try again
If you still don't succeed cheat
If you get caught lie
:iconawsmemuffin:
your welcome ^^

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"Combien ça coûte?" "cinq galions" "combien pour moi?" "cinq galions! "mais je suis en famille!" "dix galions!"

"¿Más café?" "Sí por favor, señora Nesbitt!"

*YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELIGION! IF YOU THINK SO COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGGI!*
:iconkittyaurorasan:
thanks for the fave on my jeward piccie XD

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ibwahahahaha
:iconawsmemuffin:
youre welcome :meow: i <3 Jedward xD

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"Combien ça coûte?" "cinq galions" "combien pour moi?" "cinq galions! "mais je suis en famille!" "dix galions!"

"¿Más café?" "Sí por favor, señora Nesbitt!"

*YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELIGION! IF YOU THINK SO COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGGI!*
:icondragon-jazi:
Thanks for the +Fav : )

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:damphyr:<3
:iconawsmemuffin:
your welcome ^^

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"Combien ça coûte?" "cinq galions" "combien pour moi?" "cinq galions! "mais je suis en famille!" "dix galions!"

"¿Más café?" "Sí por favor, señora Nesbitt!"

*YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELIGION! IF YOU THINK SO COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGGI!*
:iconsapphiretlc:
Thanks for the watch!

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If you cried when Axel Faded, copy and paste this into your signature.
*YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELGION IF YOU BELIEVE THIS THEN PUT IT IN YOUR SIGGI*

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