Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Ben... *sniff* i would to this for you! *crazy stalker mode for Ben*










xxxSammixxx
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xxx Proud member of Parlé Productions xxx
YOU ROCK!!
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"Sì sto chiedendo una puttana per favore?"
"Kinky, dea del sesso timido, in anticipo, o semplicemente una puttana normale?"
"Posso avere tutti loro si prega .. im looking a scopare tutti!"
^^ DO NOT USE GOOGLE AND TRANSLATE INTO ITALIAN! XD *hint hint*
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"Sì sto chiedendo una puttana per favore?"
"Kinky, dea del sesso timido, in anticipo, o semplicemente una puttana normale?"
"Posso avere tutti loro si prega .. im looking a scopare tutti!"
^^ DO NOT USE GOOGLE AND TRANSLATE INTO ITALIAN! XD *hint hint*
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If at first you don't succeed try again
If you still don't succeed cheat
If you get caught lie
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"Combien ça coûte?" "cinq galions" "combien pour moi?" "cinq galions! "mais je suis en famille!" "dix galions!"
"¿Más café?" "Sí por favor, señora Nesbitt!"
*YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELIGION! IF YOU THINK SO COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGGI!*
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ibwahahahaha
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"Combien ça coûte?" "cinq galions" "combien pour moi?" "cinq galions! "mais je suis en famille!" "dix galions!"
"¿Más café?" "Sí por favor, señora Nesbitt!"
*YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELIGION! IF YOU THINK SO COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGGI!*
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"Combien ça coûte?" "cinq galions" "combien pour moi?" "cinq galions! "mais je suis en famille!" "dix galions!"
"¿Más café?" "Sí por favor, señora Nesbitt!"
*YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELIGION! IF YOU THINK SO COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGGI!*
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If you cried when Axel Faded, copy and paste this into your signature.
*YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELGION IF YOU BELIEVE THIS THEN PUT IT IN YOUR SIGGI*
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